NO INCOME TAX TO PAY!

Kinja'd!!! "RotaryLover" (rotarylover)
05/05/2014 at 09:27 • Filed to: ohhhh yeahhh

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Everyone was saying "Patrick you made too much money this year, this is gonna hurt you so good. You'll see man!". I got 150$ of tax return, which is nothing but I don't get to pay shit! This is my first time completing the income tax report with the help of a professional on my side...so I hope it's not a mistake. IN THEIR FACES, YO! IMMA LEASE A FERRARI WITH MAH INCOME TAX FOR 2 HOURS NOW YEEE HAH!

Now another thing I can do, is add my tools that I bought for work on the income taxes including tools from earlier years as long as it's related to work. I'm still considered a apprentice mecanic so I'm eligible to this on the t2200 paper. If they don't comply, i'll just send the paper anyway and shit will be real when they'll have to explain what's going on. They can't say that I was not a apprentice mecanic. If they do however, they'll have to raise my pay right away and give me the title of mecanic. Checkmate.


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! willkinton247 > RotaryLover
05/05/2014 at 09:30

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I owed the IRS a single dollar, so I sent them a check for that amount


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > willkinton247
05/05/2014 at 09:32

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Hilariously wrong. But hilarious.


Kinja'd!!! willkinton247 > RotaryLover
05/05/2014 at 09:34

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I could have paid online via credit card, but there is a transaction fee of $3, which is 300% of what I owed, and out of principal, I couldn't do that.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > RotaryLover
05/05/2014 at 09:47

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go have a kid. You get $$$$$$ back


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > OPPOsaurus WRX
05/05/2014 at 09:49

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I'll lose my MX-5 :(